Vintage Tradition Tallow Balm with Green Pasture - Oh Aches!

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Oh Aches! Vintage Tradition® Tallow Balm with Green Pasture Oils, 2 fl. oz. (59 ml)

Rub Oh Aches! into sore, aching muscles and joints, and bathe the senses into deep rest. Oh Aches! has a mild, cooling, menthol scent that isn't at all overpowering. The essential oils not only make the balm smell great and effectively neutralize the scent of the highly therapeutic tallow and fish oils, but they also have a long-standing tradition of supporting muscles and joints. This is the only all-animal-oil muscle and joint product available anywhere. Before the petroleum and chemically fractionated plant products that we use now, people used animal oils, like tallow and fish oils, to soothe muscles and joints. We're bringing that back with this amazing balm! We teamed up with Vintage Tradition®, who was already making the most effective and purest skin care products on the market, by adding our extremely therapeutic cod liver, skate liver, and butter oils. Our animal-oil ingredients contain abundant natural fat-soluble vitamins (A, D, E, and K) and fat-soluble activators, which are found only in animal fats. No petroleum- or plant-based ingredient or product can remotely compare to them in their power to calm muscles and joints. This fact is not surprising since we are animals and not plants. The skate liver oil, in particular, helps our balm to penetrate deeply and bring all of the benefits of the animal oils and essential oils to your muscles and joints. All of these factors make Oh Aches! Vintage Tradition Tallow Balm with Green Pasture Oils the best muscle and joint product available!

Tallow from 100% grass-fed cows.
Green Pasture oils (Blue Ice Fermented Cod Liver Oil, Blue Ice Fermented Skate Liver Oil, X-Factor Gold Concentrated Butter Oil).
Therapeutic-grade essential oils: wintergreen, peppermint, lime, black spruce, lemongrass, valerian, clove, myrrh.
That's it!

The Whole Food of Skin Care Whole-body care. Soft, spreadable, and easy to use.

A little goes a long way, so a jar lasts an incredibly long time.
Does not result in a greasy look or feel because it is readily absorbed by the skin.
The purest, most natural ingredients of any muscle and joint product.

A little goes a long way. Rub in well. Keep at room temperature. Keep tightly capped.

More information:
This balm is chemical-free and GMO-free with nothing unnatural and has only three whole-food ingredients, all selected from the finest sources to insure its superior therapeutic quality:

  1. Tallow from 100% grass-fed cows that are happy, healthy, and humanely raised without cruel feed lots and cruel slaughterhouses and without pesticides, drugs, hormones, or chemicals of any kind.
  2. Highest quality Green Pasture oils, including Blue Ice¬ô Fermented Cod Liver Oil, Blue Ice¬ô Fermented Skate Liver Oil, and X-Factor¬ô Gold Concentrated Butter Oil.
  3. The most pure and therapeutic essential oils available, produced to the highest standards in the industry, steam-distilled from plants grown at the highest standards and not adulterated, extended, synthesized, or distilled using chemicals or high temperatures and pressure; expertly blended and specifically selected because of their long-standing tradition of supporting muscle and joint health.


This is how people cared for their skin before chemicals. This is the whole food of skin care. There is nothing else like it on the market. If other skin care products have failed you, you owe it to yourself to try Vintage Tradition Tallow Balm with Green Pasture Oils!

Our balms are handcrafted in Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA.
During production, our balm does not come into contact with plastic, aluminum, or non-stick surfaces.